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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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