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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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