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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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