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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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