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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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