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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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