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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thanks for your flexibility.
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