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Thank you for your message. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. I appreciate your patience.
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