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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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