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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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