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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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