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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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