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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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