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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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