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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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