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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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