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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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