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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I plan to follow up when I am back online. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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