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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. Responses will resume after my return. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. I appreciate your patience.
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