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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Thanks for your flexibility.
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