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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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