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I am currently out of the office. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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