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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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