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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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