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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.

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