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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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