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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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