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Bad news for your timeline: I am away. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.

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