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I am currently out of office and leveraging this time to recalibrate ba…

I am currently out of office and leveraging this time to recalibrate bandwidth. Expect follow-up once I regain capacity. In the meantime, please proceed as needed.

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There once was a coordinator in Vancouver who needed a pause from the r…

There once was a coordinator in Vancouver who needed a pause from the race Their replies are delayed with silence that lingers They’ll answer when back in the race

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