One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
A busy designer from Portland
who needed a pause from the race
Their inbox now waits
as nothing progresses
Answers will come when they retrace
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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