One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
A certain consultant in Portland
who left emails to chase
The emails pile high
while time slowly passes
Answers will come when they retrace
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
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