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There once was a developer from Kelowna who needed a pause from the rac…

There once was a developer from Kelowna who needed a pause from the race Their replies are delayed as nothing progresses They’ll reply when back in that space

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There once was a planner from Portland who needed a pause from the race…

There once was a planner from Portland who needed a pause from the race Their replies are delayed with silence that lingers They’ll answer when back in the race

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