Keep the same energy
More in this vein
If this one isn't quite it
Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
One ready-made excuse
There once was a worker from Calgary
who stepped away from their place
The emails pile high
in quiet suspense
Replies will resume in due pace
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
If this one isn't quite it
There once was a planner from Portland who needed a pause from the race Their replies are delayed with silence that lingers They’ll answer when back in the race
A busy coordinator from Nantucket who stepped away from their place No answers arrive as nothing progresses Replies will resume in due pace
There once was a manager from Nantucket who stepped away from their place The messages linger as nothing progresses Expect a response at a later place
There once was a engineer in Portland who slowed down their pace Their replies are delayed with silence that lingers Expect a response at a later place