Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
690 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
I am away for a general absence that does not require a dramatic press release while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Stakeholders, approvals, and deck revisions can con…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can wait, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep the beat, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
General absence Routine work drifts by Reply when dust behaves
General absence Invoices nap softly Reply when dust behaves
General absence Moodboards breathe alone Reply when dust behaves
General absence Guests still ring the bell Reply when dust behaves
General absence Servers blink without me Reply when dust behaves
General absence Stakeholders wait politely Reply when dust behaves
I've wandered away for a general break, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep the beat, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
General absence Routine work drifts by Read the calendar, thanks
General absence Invoices nap softly Read the calendar, thanks
General absence Moodboards breathe alone Read the calendar, thanks
General absence Guests still ring the bell Read the calendar, thanks
General absence Servers blink without me Read the calendar, thanks