Half Baked Out of Office

Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.

One ready-made excuse

Take this and vanish gracefully.

Passive Aggressive Haiku General Absence Hospitality

General absence
Guests still ring the bell
Read the calendar, thanks

A quiet absence
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.

Keep the same energy

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