Excuses for "standard"

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up later. I am practicing intentional delay.

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’ve left the office and will reply eventually. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond in due time. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. I am observing email from a distance.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I have dissolved into pure absence.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return.

I’m offline for a while and will respond when I can. This has been handed off to destiny.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. I am no longer bound by email.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I return. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I am observing email from a distance.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m offline for a while and will follow up later. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve left the office and will follow up later. This has been escalated to the universe.