One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I’ve left the office and will follow up later. This has been escalated to the universe.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
More in this vein
If this one isn't quite it
Other ways to duck out
I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I have arch…
I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. I have archived this in my subconscious.
I’m currently away from my desk and will reply once I’m back. I have ar…
I’m currently away from my desk and will reply once I’m back. I have archived this in my subconscious.
I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I have o…
I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. I have outsourced this to my future self.
I am out of office at the moment and will reply once I’m back. A random…
I am out of office at the moment and will reply once I’m back. A random number generator will decide next steps.