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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this de…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

#funny #limerick +3 more
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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

#funny #limerick +3 more
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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

#funny #limerick +3 more
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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with decorum still mostly intact, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

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