One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade,
And the ordinary workflow can wait,
with jokes and bad planning to spare,
I'll answer when I return to the fort,
And pretend this delay was a sport.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
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