Excuses for "limerick"

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the approval parade can hold, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the invoice parade can stay put, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the revision spiral can idle, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the moodboard militia can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the booking board can hold the line, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the service floor can keep the beat, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the approval parade can hold, with polite little daggers of thought, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with a sigh for each urgent report, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep the beat, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…