Excuses for "standard"

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. This has been escalated to the universe.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply once I’m back. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’ve taken time away from email and will follow up later. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I can. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond in due time. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m offline for a while and will get back to you soon. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up later. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m currently elsewhere and will get back to you soon.

I am currently not available and will reply when possible. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am out of office at the moment and will reply once I’m back. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply eventually. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’m away from email and will get back to you soon. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I can. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I can. This email has been sacrificed to the inbox gods.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond in due time. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond in due time. This message has been gently set aside.