One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. This has been escalated to the universe.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
More in this vein
If this one isn't quite it
Other ways to duck out
I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. A panel…
I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. A panel of experts will review this.
I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. A pigeon h…
I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. A pigeon has been notified.
I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. A decision…
I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. A decision will be made eventually, probably.
I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. A pigeon has…
I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. A pigeon has been notified.