Excuses for "general"

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reconnect when I return. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up later. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. A pigeon has been notified.

I am currently not available and will reply when possible.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reconnect when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond in due time. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up shortly. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve left the office and will reconnect when I return. All messages are currently being judged silently.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reconnect when I return. The void is currently handling all correspondence.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply eventually. A pigeon has been notified.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. A pigeon has been notified.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up later. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I am currently not available and will respond in due time. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m away from email and will respond in due time. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. This has been escalated to the universe.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. I am currently prioritizing not replying.