Excuses for "general-absence"

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m away from email and will respond in due time. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m offline for a while and will reply eventually. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. This has been escalated to the universe.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am currently not available and will reply when possible. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can. I am no longer bound by email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will reply when possible. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m currently away from my desk and will get back to you soon. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up later. I am actively not thinking about this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I return. This message has been gently set aside.

I am out of office at the moment and will follow up shortly. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return.

I’m away from email and will reply when possible. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve left the office and will respond in due time. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’ve left the office and will respond when I return. This message has been gently set aside.

I am currently not available and will reconnect when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reconnect when I return. I am existing outside normal communication channels.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond in due time. A random number generator will decide next steps.

I’m offline for a while and will reply when possible. I am currently prioritizing not replying.