Excuses for "absurd"

I am out of office at the moment and will reply once I’m back. A random number generator will decide next steps.

I’m offline for a while and will respond in due time. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. A pigeon has been notified.

I’m currently elsewhere and will reply when possible. A panel of experts will review this.

I’ve left the office and will reply eventually. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will respond when I can. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. A pigeon has been notified.

I’m away from email and will get back to you soon. A panel of experts will review this.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply when possible. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. This has been escalated to the universe.

I’m currently away from my desk and will respond when I can. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I can. A decision will be made eventually, probably.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. A panel of experts will review this.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. This is now in the hands of fate.

I’m away from email and will respond when I return. This has been handed off to destiny.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reply once I’m back. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond in due time. A random number generator will decide next steps.

I’ve left the office and will get back to you soon. This is now in the hands of fate.

I am currently not available and will respond when I return. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I’m currently elsewhere and will respond when I return. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I’ve left the office and will follow up shortly. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will respond when I can. I have outsourced this to my future self.

I’m away from email and will respond in due time. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.