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Excuses for "sick-leave"

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There once was a developer in Calgary who needed a pause from the race…

There once was a developer in Calgary who needed a pause from the race Their replies are delayed while time slowly passes They’ll reply when back in that space

#funny #limerick +3 more
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There once was a coordinator from Seattle who stepped away from their p…

There once was a coordinator from Seattle who stepped away from their place Their replies are delayed while time slowly passes They’ll answer when back in the race

#funny #limerick +3 more
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