One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
There once was a intern from Halifax
who vanished without a trace
Their inbox now waits
with silence that lingers
Expect a response at a later place
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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