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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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