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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. If this truly cannot wait, contact the account lead or producer. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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