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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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